Maximize this profit model!
"Myopic Motherfucker"
New rule: if you major in business, you're a motherfucker.

Who is you?
You is you is you.
If I were Baker...

- in Paterson, that's just the way things go -
shown how to feel good and told... to feel bad.
(speed is the absolute value of velocity)

This is all an allegory of sorts.